Memo to festival organizers: Just because Perry called his 90's festival Lollapalooza doesn't mean that EVERY FRICKIN music festival needs a nonsense name. See you all at Hubbamooby!

Born to Run Like an Antelope?

Why her?
There are millions of American struggling with similar and worse situations, so I'm just curious why this particular woman deserves special treatment. You say it's hard to imagine a more worthy cause, but it's not: how about raising money to help fund research into treatment for Lupus, something all Lupus…

Breakfast Balls: "There's no way she's going to last very long in Hollywood and then that's it. She can't try out again." I'm pretty sure being in Hollywood does not preclude them from trying out again. As John pointed out above, Gina did it, and I'm pretty sure there have been several others.

I considered the possibility that it was an act, but if it was, the guy's a good actor. It seemed too genuine to be an act.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I didn't think there was anything "icky" about it - Mom was trying to comfort her baby boy, but he was pissed and didn't want his mom doing the whole "there, there, it's OK" in front of the cameras. The only part I thought was inappropriate was when Ryan said "Dude, that's your mom" - it really wasn't any of his…

George Ramirez - Aspy?
I know the Asperger's diagnosis gets tossed around a lot these days, especially on the internets, but I really think Physics Guy was somewhere "on the spectrum", as they say.

The killer tarp and evil furnishings pale in comparison to the lameness of the haunted dental braces from Poltergeist 2.

Adam Lambert's lips
Will someone please buy the dude some Chap Stick? Sometimes I wish HD TV wasn't so clear.

"Ken Lee… to leeboo deeboo dowchoo… a Ken LEeeeee… a Ken LEEEEEEE…."

I love TMZ. And bad girls. And Casey Carlson. You'll see below that I called her a "cutie". After seeing those pics, I take that back. She's a "hottie", not a "cutie".

I caught that too, Bourne. They showed a clip that implied that she was bad and didn't get through, and then they showed her with a golden ticket in the end-of-the-show "going to Hollywood" montage. It was odd.

Yeah, you've got a bug Erm. Those are comments from staff members. You SHOULD see the staff member's avatar and comment in that box, along with an AV Club "watermark" in the background. Try a different browser or something.

I have no idea what you're talking about. When I hear that song, I think of Burger King, because they used it in an ad a few years ago. It causes a Pavlovian reaction in which I suddenly crave cheeseburgers.

But do they have any CLUCK-U CHICKEN franchises there?

He should have sang "Last Kiss".

May favorite cutie of the night…
The girl with the dark blue cowboy boots, and I think her dress was white with purple. Bad outfit, but she was super cute.

Now I now what I want to use as my Avatar pic. Thanks for the idea, Yummsh!

Is that a Goonies reference?