reality/snuff programming
What's this? 'Lil Kim just *murdered* Danny Bonaduce? Thanks, phone!

You fucked a pornstar? Tell us more. Rote or inspired? Natural or histrionic?

Sin nombre?
Nombre uno, cavron.

@kalimotxo

Guitar Hero it is.

Guitar Hero vs. Rock Band
Discuss.

Trope Generator 9000
Yeah….more like "CGI Joe."

Billy Joel has endured three lifetimes' worth of flip, disproportionate insults, but Mr. Enthusiast's reckless, craven remark takes top honors.

Sorry to be a dumbass…

chinese brother
Sirs, the possibility of successfully posting a firstie is approximately 300,720 to 1.

When I'm 64
We had a fiddle player and a soprano perform this song during our ceremony. We also printed the lyrics on the program and the entire congregation sang along. There wasn't a single person who wasn't cracking up by the end of it. (Thankfully, this took place in a Unitarian Church.)

G1over
I'm getting too old for this shit.

Yes, but we need to be told just how over-/underrated it is, and whether it's a timeless product or product of its time.

My own personal list…
…as if anyone gives a shit:

"Get away from that fucking window!"

(…I'm going to need more hands.)

I'm not sure, but I think Unrepentant Racist just gave CoM a rating of 4 balls.

Is that the movie wherein all gendered pronouns have been changed to "he"?

(…unless, of course, it hurts.)

Lennon:McCartney::Bennett:Tweedy?