You win for brevity, Broccoli

I would also like to, uh, express my resolve for no longer drinking that particular beer.

"The pattern is familiar by now: every week there's a canal, or an inlet, or a fjord. Maybe if these starfish poachers had more to say about the angst of being an insecure twenty-something dealing with all the issues of being on a constantly changing body of water each week, this show would get somewhere."

Heh heh heh!

And over here we have a review of a pair of sandals designed around the so-bad-it's-good cult hit Sharknado, the so-called "shark sandals." It's merely a two word review, "shit sandals."

Could we get a registered neural interventionist here? I don't think I'm qualified to continue at this point.

"Kat. Kat-huh. Kat-huh-le-"
"Kathleen."

@Scrawler2:disqus it's a scathing satire of traditional war films starring a certain, uh, "Tom H." … No, that's too obvious, let's just say T. Hardy.

And on the Seventh Fast and Furious, @avclub-ca6cb47da12090ffd2470daf51f71be1:disqus rested from all the work that he had done.

Franco needs to stick to roles in which he has a southern accent, cornrows, and at least one monologue in which the refrain is "look at my shit!"

I saw This Means War on an airplane because all my electronics were dead, I couldn't fall asleep, and it was playing on the main cabin screen. Although the sound was off, I unfortunately remember everything about it.

Someone get @avclub-457eb7d00feeb81f6d3d5b103e799fa1:disqus a Mike's Hard Lemonade stat

Let's just separate the wheat from the chaff here - if you would NOT have sex with Bill Murray just for the story, show yourselves, you over-dignified cowards.

*Kevin Eubanks chuckles*

total likes, or like-to-comment ratio? Because, uh, I may not have all @Scrawler2:disqus 's likes, but I'm averaging 17924/1637 = 10.95 likes a comment over here. Pretty impressive, huh?

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus it boggles the mind

That's what I love about these wormholes, man. I get older, but at a slower rate than a stationary observer due to relativistic time dilation assuming the other end is accelerated to a speed comparable to the speed of light in vacuum and then brought back to rest. Alright alright alright.

At least they're pulling in some fresh blood for the roasters, and people who actually have some professional relationship with him. Although after This is the End, I don't know how much more they can milk out of self-aware parodies of themselves.

I'm confident that this is the primary motivation for the vast majority of my facebook friends - at The Office with Odd Future Wolfgang Pauli and 0 others

I believe it was Bogland