I actually really liked the remake of Chocolate Factory. No, I am not being ironic and yes, I realize I'm a terrible person.

I think I missed the boat on this meme, but this is the best use of it I've seen so far.

It's a pretty matter-of-fact bit of writing, very little snark.

I could do this all day. You'll just have Ptolemy get a snack.

It Sphinx!

The B is for BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

Seth MacFarlane turned into Larry The Cable Guy so gradually I hardly noticed

Old @Scrawler2:disqus , look at my life

Speaking of tired and weary, I make the transition from "mid" to "late" 20s tomorrow. Tentative plans including going to a college bar, yelling "EARLY 20S! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", ordering a round of shots, and leaving immediately.

Down by the Theater
I shot some lady
Down by the theater
light, ooooh shot her light

Light shootings for some, mild stabbings for others, and miniature American flags for everyone else.

It probably didn't help that Billington looks like an animated duck.

Don't be such a QUEEN, Ant-Man!

Yeah, Edgar Wright could be directing a Gerard Butler-starring romantic comedy and I'd still be more excited about it than the nth streamlined superhero movie.

The A.V. Club

Boom. Roasted.

Anyone watch the Comedy Central roast of Franco? I actually really liked it. It was a bit too chummy for a roast, but on the other hand they actually had people on who knew Franco, at least tangentially. I laughed pretty hard at Bill Hader's bit as the president of Hollywood.

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus  I know this won't kill the meme, but it should.

Who are you to say that the Jews could not be God's vessel to express his hatred for homosexuality in this particular instance? Anti-Semite!

I was saying "Boo-tenant Broccoli"