ABOUT FAHKIN TIME WE GET A NEWSWIYAH ABOUT A BAHSTON BAND, WHAT WITH ALL THAT DZHOKHAH TSAHNAEV SHIT ALL OVAH ROLLING STONE

I just finished season 4 episode 7. I'm trying to space it out. But yes, I am also interested in safely using the internet after August 11.

As hacky as those Comedy Central Roasts generally are, I still laughed at the Donald Trump roast when Snoop mentioned that he gave Larry King a joint backstage, and he proceeded to rub bengay into it.

Then The LORD Franco said to Cain, "Why are you so angry? Why is your face downcast? If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? Lighten up, girlfriend!"

You guys are throwing the ball WAY too far from each other.

NOW BEFORE I INSULT YOU EVEN MORE I BETTER LEAVE AND CALM MYSELF DOWN WITH SOME IRISH KIDS WHICH WILL MAKE ME FATTER THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR LAME COMPANY.

Sharknado 2: This Looks Like a Job for Shark NATO

I felt far more outrage when my mom recently told me I look like Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

To add to what @avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus said, it's good to have specific research interests in mind, but it's also good to explore your options once you're there. Most of the people in my year ended up pursuing a field that they did not intend to pursue upon entering, including me. I wanted to…

He can perform abortions, but only when he's black suit gynecology-man; red-and-blue suit gynecology-man merely gives referrals

"From that day forward, he devoted himself to helping pregnant women" makes it sound like he became endowed with gynecology-related superpowers, so I'm assuming that's how they're going to deal with it.

I trust you'll get through this alright, you seem like you have a good head on your shoulders. And, to echo @Scrawler2:disqus , you sound like a very good son.

who's in a burrito, who's in a burrito
rice and beans first, of the beans, first of the beans
I laugh until my pants come off
swallow until i burst, until i burst (out my ass)

Uh, I'd also like to express my ironic fondness for that particular Rim.

Imagining this comment in Shao Kahn's voice is making me laugh way too hard.

I know. Even after the publisher dropped it, you'd think that the A.V. Club staff would have gotten advance copies of Paula Deen's New Testament.

The AV Club

I nearly died at the scene where Dalton's character is introduced on Pegg's morning jog.

Could be. I grew up in Minnesota, where most people I knew were raised Lutheran to at least some degree, and saying you were Christian usually meant that. But I also went to a non-denominational church, so it was the best descriptor.

Yeah, pretty much the definition of easy target. I was a Christian in high school, and even then I hated stuff like Skillet, because it represented the cynicism behind Christian music generally. If you're going to worship an incomprehensibly awesome deity, your music should seek to be fucking mindblowing, and not just…