Skillet was named after the long-handled stewing pan with which Christ prepared his first homemade matzo ball soup

Glad to see you're finally applying yourself. I didn't have to use my red pen once.

like the racial slurrrrrrr-ee-urrrrrrrrrs
That you just can't say

You've described pretty accurately my feelings about your existence outside of the AV Club

I'm waiting for Van Der Werff himself to start a Todd Future Wolfgang Pauli gimmick

There is a, er, ancient provehb which says that only true seekahs shall discovah the Bahston accent threads. Sounds retahded, if you ask me, but then why would it be around all these yeahs?

Each new incarnation of Sluggo makes me laugh a bit. Not the actual content of his posts, except maybe once or twice. "The Dark Sluggo Rises" was my favorite.

Perhaps a footnote, but for those of us who occasionally break out into Boston accents, the proper spelling of "fuck" is "fahk", and not "fack".

THAT'S CHOWDAH! CHOWDAH! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU, ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU IN THE JURY!

Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

The reference is to the number 1729:

"It's not when you realize that nothing can help you - religion, pride, anything - it's when you realize that you don't need any aid the Mayor of Gay Town can't provide."

Platinum album! Platinum album! Gotta make a platinum album before Kyle!

"I tell you the truth," Will.i.am. answered, "Before Pharrell was born, I AM!"

Of the flood of new gimmicks that have arrived in the last week or so this is probably my favorite

I remarked to him that I had acquired 533 children, and that I thought it to be a rather dull number and hoped it was not a bad omen. "No," he replied, "it is a very interesting number. It is the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways."

You know, those Germans ain't so bad

Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

The number of comments @avclub-388f10e830d984bb6600303c85dba86b:disqus  has generated on both new movie reviews is pretty funny and sad in and of itself.

Someone fucking flagged this? Jesus, I love Cookie_Monster too, but let this guy have his fun. He's not hurting anyone.