I think I might be spending too much time here, because I was about to make some small talk with my office-mate, which I do periodically, and in trying to come up with a generic issue I nearly said "so did you hear @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus got banned?"

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus  is not a racist. He may be a liar, a pedophile, a junkie, a communist, a racist, but he is NOT a pornstar!

Let's start with some tough love. Ready for this? Here goes: You suck at peddling comments. Period.

I don't think it's a super strong resemblance, but I am happy to see a Tom Goes to the Mayor reference.

Bahston accent jokes? What the fahk do they take us foah?

I think we are on the same page here. Just imagine there are musical notes before "Way" and after "1980s".

There's only one show in the past 10-15 years that MTV canceled that actually matters. Wait, no, it might have been longer than that. Like, way way back in the 1980s.

No. I've actually heard that Jerry Bruckheimer is a Kantian rationalist with logical positivist leanings.

Top Gun 2: Danger Drones

Viscous attacks to make up for the lack of viscous fiber in her recipes.

I was gonna go with "I ham what I ham"

Oh, there are bright spots for sure. Day of the Baphomets is great. I also really like Vermicide, although it's so short relative to the other tracks that it almost seems like an interlude. As an album, though, I don't think Amputechture or anything after it holds up nearly as well.

I've been slowly rereading Michelle Goldberg's The Means of Reproduction. I guess it's the only book-length treatment I've ever read on reproductive rights, but I can't imagine a better one. It ties together all sorts of stuff - personal stories, mostly of third-world women; the history of birth control in U.S.…

I hope Omar R-L can stay put with this project, at least for a while. It's sad The Mars Volta had to break up under acrimonious circumstances, but I also don't really care for their albums after Frances the Mute, which pretty much coincides with a period where he was mired in all sorts of side-projects and…

In the last newswire it looks like she ate it.

Nice flow to the newswires today. Begins with a ridiculous story about two of the most ridiculous celebrities of our time, ends with a nice anecdote about two people pretty well-liked around these parts. We've come a long way, folks.

the third one ducks

I hope this is the beginning of a series of articles that feature snippets of some sci-fi story built around Kimye baby jokes, a la the Fred Willard fapping saga.

We appear to be the only ones moved by the idea of a Cowboy Bebop song playing at our funerals.

Probably Gotta Knock a LIttle Harder, which plays at the end of Cowboy Bebop: The Movie.