That line made me think of the bribe scene in Naked Gun

Oh yeah? Well I'm a straight guy and I've admitted to liking the interview segments on Chelsea Lately.

I missed most of the Lana Del Rey hubbub. What exactly was the knock against her? That she has a wealthy father or something?

Well, it's the liberal media. I bet they didn't even touch on this cooties issue that Mr. Vago has rightly brought to the forefront.

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO COPE!

I'm going to come to terms with the fact that the only thing I know with Gandolfini in it is Where the Wild Things Are, pound my head against my desk, and finally watch The Sopranos in tribute

That's really tasteless, Kirk. You know she's been legally blind since that One Million Moms Hustler special.

I have a hard time seeing how this series could redeem itself unless they do a faithful adaptation of the Maximum Carnage storyline in Spiderman IV. No one'll see that coming.

Boris is great, although I wouldn't call them post-rock-or-metal. They're kind of all over the place.

Good stuff. This also makes me laugh pretty hard:

Oh yeah, Clark. Nice enough guy, didn't know him too well. Always carrying around his lacrosse stick. One time he asked me for help on his trig homework. To thank me, he asked if I wanted to go to a youth group retreat or something and I was like, "no thanks."

I think I had heard some post-rock here and there, and enjoyed a lot of it, but it didn't really become a consuming passion until I heard "The Dead Flag Blues" from F#A#∞. That fucking song stays with you. After that the whole genre sort of clicked, and I went back and appreciated the more accessible stuff like…

Hey Fry, remembah that time we weh in an emotionally resonant episode and that MacFahlane asshole didn't own half of Fox?

Some of us have the coitusy to not insert ourselves into such threads

I'd like to think Gus Van Sant tilts his head upward so that the visible part of his face is almost entirely encompassed by his mouth, Peanuts-style, when he lets out a surprised "Argh!"

I don't know about majority, but there's definitely a lot of twenty-somethings, myself included. I just figured I'd get in on these The A.V.Club jokes.

The A.V. Club

You just made a fool of yourself in front of T. Bone.

Neighborhood watch fires George Zimmerman, thought innocent kid was crook.

So you're telling me there's a ch-