Fred Dumb is a high-ranking police captain looking forward to retirement so he can open up his own worm-farm business. Frank Dumber is a young hot-shot with a rapist's wit who plays by his own rules. But when someone kills Fred's bird by making his head fall off, they're forced to work together to track down the…

"the"

He's not out of the game yet!

Perhaps the thorniest question facing any young man, is finding a woman in the first place. It turns out to be …. nearly impossible.

Kirk. He's so hot right now.

I think Logan's Run is the first movie I ever watched where I was too stoned to remember what happened after like 30 minutes, so I totally agree.

Sure, he's an asshole. Sure, he's dead. Sure, I'm just imagining him talking. That doesn't stop the bastard from video-calling me every 5 minutes.

Well, with the sequestration cuts, these eggheads will take whatever they can get.

Baby drop is to album drop as voluble is to _______

"making a shitty" and "giving birth to hellspawn" are essentially the same thing

@Dikachu:disqus , I'm real happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Jonathan Cheban and Scott Disick made one of the worst videos OF ALL TIME!

"dubstep-accented tone poem" does not sound promising. I'm assuming you're referring to "true" dubstep, although I don't know what that means. My point is that I don't understand modern music.

Used to be, Crips and Bloods didn't get along,
But now we're a family, so we wrote this song,
Naaa na naaaa, Crips and Bloods
Naaa na naaaa, hope and love

I didn't see anything in theaters this weekend, but I did see Rain Man, a film which also has "Man" in the title. I had never seen it before. Good stuff.

Steve Reich, "Come Out"

Oh, OK.

I actually liked 21 Jump Street. Yes, it was self-aware, sometimes overbearingly so, but I liked the central gag of these two guys navigating an upside-down high school hierarchy. And maybe the self-awareness will be overcome in this case, but I'm not hopeful.

I recently saw a mention of Hanson for the first time since … pre-2000, and apparently they're on tour selling a home-brew called MMM Hop!. Now that's aging gracefully.

I'm guessing that, like pretty much every comedy featuring some subset of these people, it's going to be overwhelmingly self-aware, and therefore the age gap will be part of the "joke" that it will remind us of in laborious fashion several times.

We have reached critical levels of affected awkwardness.