Oh, I saw "Keye Luke" but didn't make the connection. That sounds more like a pie. Like "key lime."

I'm looking at the cast list now, and I don't see any Asian names, cast or characters. What's the big idea, Kirk, huh? You're trying to pull a number on Wolfgang, are ya? Well let me tell you something, Mister, I ain't goin' along with your little song and dance!

"Wha, how did you - "
"I teleported"
"That's impossible!"

I feel like Hail to the Thief was promoted as Radiohead's return to guitar rock (much more by the press than the band themselves). That it didn't have any straightforward "anthems" seemed to upset some people who were expecting them to return to The Bends territory. But I loved every second of it and was sort of…

I was about to down my last glass of scotch and call it a night when I got a knock at the door. Classy-looking dame with curves in all the right places, though her pupils suggested she was hopped up on more than just jazz cigarettes.
"I got a case for ya. The name's Fenway. Japonica Fenway."
I had heard some ding-dong…

You idiots! This isn't Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind! You've captured his stunt double!

Actually, it will have Stephen Baldwin. He's an undercover agent posing as a door-to-door bible salesmen who eventually adopts this as his main profession.

I hope Greta Gerwig manages to break away from characters dreading "emerging adulthood" by the time she hits 40.

She's very good. And thorough.

When sumthin happens on the AV Club, nothin happens. It's just anotha newswire read

See I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a cop and it's OK cuz I'm a hologram

I am incapable of such feats, alas. I'm in Japan, where juice box sake can be purchased for a cool 100 yen.

I think it could be OK.

I've seen at least three Carlin specials on youtube by now. I just watched the clip of his spiel against "saving the planet" for the umpteenth time. It's sad that both global warming deniers and stuffy environmentalists interpret this as an anti-global warming statement and don't appreciate it for the fucking work of…

Even by your already impeccable standards, this is excellent work.

FLAGGED.

Sweah ta gawd, I have to deal with one moah of these fahkin' pirates I'm nevah leaving the hahbah again.

Dreadful bit of business, but I'm afraid there is not sufficient space in this town for the two of us. I'm afraid we'll have to remedy this like a pair of yanks.

RESPECT THE STATISTICALLY CORRECT QUANTITY OF ROMANTIC CHEMISTRY

Bowling scenes tend to pop up in films that fizzle.