This is like a Cliff's notes version of Tarkovskys former AD

Yeah, part of the weird charm of The Room is that Wiseau really was sincere at first. Birdemic is just another example of how being self-aware about your shittiness does not make it any less shitty.

I guess this is the next logical step in Tunde Adebimpe's career

They're so much more than a novelty act. Any dipshit with a youtube account can riff on "nerdy guys rapping lol." They actually know their stuff.

I said, maaaaaaaaaaaan, this album ain't gold!
This is vinyl!

If you read the scientific press, you'll notice that attention has greatly shifted from the Higgs Boson to the so-called "John Connor Particle"

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus  yeah, but it's mostly done by machines. Coding is the main thing.

We don't actually smash atoms here. We wait for atoms (or, rather, atmospheric neutrinos and muons) to come to us. It's a much more laid-back affair than whatever's going on in Europe right now.

YO STRAIGHT OUT DA BOX WIT MY SOGGY LITTLE SHRIMP
I WAS AN EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRL BEFORE THE DOCTOR FOUND MY DICK

"get to fapping, onanist"

I think I get it. "GTFO" is an acronym for "Get The Fuck Out", is it not?

I've only been around there once. I watched a soccer game in a bar owned by an English guy. Apparently the bar has since moved to either Boylston or Tremont. WHAT KINDA QWEEAH SHIT IS THAT

You know how to cut to the core of me, @avclub-457eb7d00feeb81f6d3d5b103e799fa1:disqus

I WILL NAWT HAVE THE PRIDE OF DOAHCHESTAH COMPAIHED WITH SOME PECKAHWOOD PINCH HITTAH FROM NEW YAWK

Fahkin' Robaht Downey Juniah thinks he's wicked smaht with his iyan suit and his glowin eyes and shit, well I nevah heahd of this Shane Black retahhd, and ya know who else hasn't? MAHKY FAHKIN' MAHK! He's ova heah fahkin' liftin' weights with The Fahkin' Rawk!

It seems to me like you're the expert, [FARTS]!

We took road trips to Ohio nearly every year for Thanksgiving when I was a kid. And we listened to soundtracks from Spielberg movies on the drive. So there's your answer, Mr. Snarky-Pants.

Though he tried to keep his thoughts trained on YHWH, Iron Man could not help but reflect on all the crimes that went unanswered in the waning hours of this particular Shabbat.

You don't know the way to Ocean City

I've moved on to the Silmarillion challenge, where you have to read The Silmarillion for a minute and not look up anything on a Tolkien wiki. Twenty hospitalizations resulted at the last house party I attended.