Yeah, maybe. And even with the comic relief, the most shocking scene in the movie is when he wakes up at the morgue and bites the doctors.

He'll always be Stephen Dorff's right-hand trustafarian to me.

I think my brief punk-rock phase in middle school represented the first time I listened to music that I am not today utterly ashamed of. Prior to that, it was whatever was on the hard rock radio station from 1998-2000, so, shit.

Well, just don't do anything brazen, like make another account called "Ultimate Keytar" or "Post-Apocalyptic Electric Ukulele"

What distinguished Teen Win, Lose, or Draw? Do they get to draw things related to cuss words that aren't fuck, or maybe people making it to second base or something?

Ah good, we're back to coherent Daft Punk articles.

You're on the wrong site if you're looking to start some good ol' Catholic vs. Protestant shit, pal. Around here, we mainly deal in People Who Think Girls is Pretty Good vs. People Who Hate Girls Unconditionally. So far, though, no Thirty Years' War.

No problem. Yours is rather different, and more to the point.

Having failed to impress anyone at the party with his "Rasta Beetlejuice" costume, freshman Michael "Danky" Daniels stood in silent remorse for putting holes in the sweater his parents got him for Christmas. Boy, Parents' Weekend is going to suck, he thought.

@avclub-281715cafa675bf359ebaa42cb44fa17:disqus  … who lived in a vastly different culture and stage of human development. It doesn't matter if you think it was written by Moses or a legion of anonymous editors, the point still stands.

Jesus was also an apocalyptic prophet who thought the world as we knew it was about to undergo imminent radical transformation, which goes a long way to explaining his ethics. Which is to say, his ethics weren't humanistic, as so many modern scholars seem to think.

Your jobs a joke, you're broke
and now you've got CancerAIDS

It's just the rebels, sir. They're here.

Good to see the rumors were true. Now I can fart myself to sleep.

This is one of the few times I'm unequivocally happy for the existence of facebook. I'm in Japan semi-long term, and seeing everyones' updates is, for most of them, by far the most effective means I have of knowing they're ok.

Is everyone in Boston OK? Kirk, Spicoli, Miller, flowsthead, Generic Indie Kid? Others I've forgotten / am not aware of?

Is everyone in Boston OK?

This feature is at its best when the interviewed artist is seething with actual, unironic hatred, like Matt Pike's take on "Dude Looks Like a Lady." It tends to focus the interview. This interview's all over the place, even with its relatively short length.

I was not expecting this outpouring of support for Trans. OK, maybe I'll give it a shot.

- Everything Neil Young did in the 80's, both from the general consensus that it sucks, and I still have plenty of his stuff to discover from the 90s onward