Then Justin Lin formed James Wan from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the coke which he had scored from studio exec #2

And on the seventh Fast and Furious, Justin Lin rested from all the work that he had done.

My guess is that it has something to do with all the leftover smugness that wasn't fully released via the tweets and facebook status updates of millions of oh-so-clever 20-and-30-somethings expressing their ironic surprise that the world did not, in fact, end on December 21, 2012.

Yeah, four weeks today, I'll be out here another six

MUSK!

Jesus, I leave for three weeks and AVC prints an article about how snark is bad? Are you guys having relationship issues with Dawes again? I'm always here if you need to talk.

Does It Look Like I'm Here? is one of my staples. Love that guy's guitar.

I hope this tour has something new to offer. I bought How to Destroy Angels in Just 8 Steps!, and it was a fine introduction, but something intermediate to advanced would be nice.

Hopefully no one gets dunked in the toilet

I'll have to check out those Grouper albums, all I have is Way Their Crept which is excellent. I would not have pegged you for a fan of drone music, Sean.

Now it all makes sense. You're actually the Nuge, aren't you?

This is a result of the Post-Post 9/11 zeitgeist, a period of time referenced by scholars of antiquity that began immediately after Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries and ended with Gangnam Style's 1,229,998,457th view on Youtube.

SAWKS AH GOIN ALL THE WAY THIS YEAH! YOU KEEP YA FAHKIN MOUTH SHUT ABOUT FENWAY PAHK

Apparently along with every other southern city except Miami. It's not that they don't exist, it's just that they're not, how you say, "Legendary."

Candid full face shots would have to wait for X-Men II: I Think this was Before Brett Ratner Knew What "X-Men" was

He's probably not a very good lawyer. "Sure, I'll take Caleb's case. Worse case scenario, he's guilty, no more Caleb."

The Guy Who Looks and Sounds Like Ice-T can be found in some extant Gnostic texts

I imagine Shia LaBeouf would be proud of it.

Foahtnight? What kinda qweeah shit is that? Moah like, FAHTnight! HUH HAW HUH HAW HAW!

You mind if I do a Jay? No seriuosly, my Leno impression is great.