I'll allow it

I didn't much like his first appearance in "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System," but his appearance in Frank's virus video in "The Anti-Social Network" was solid gold

We're partners in real estate, and we're partners in life!

Tie good. You like shirt?

Oh hey! Uh, is this the Bad Teacher fan club? Yeah, hi, new to the crew here. Yeah, I'm a huge fan. So, uh, just one question to start out. Are you aware of any anti-government or otherwise subversive activities going on in the group? Because, you know, I love that stuff!

I misread David Alan Grier as Dave "Gruber" Allen, so now I'm not excited about this even a little bit.

"Hey, I passed Go. Banker, give me $200!"
"I ain't no bank!"

You are assessed for front repairs. Pay $50 for every RV and $150 for every laser-tag facility.

He's not a crook … he's a cop. And he's about to end his policy of detente with the streets of New York. But when a hotshot rookie boxer wants to team up, he'll have to show this dope the ropes!

You can too, Kirk. You've got a beautiful face. Just tuck in your shirt, make full eye contact, and let her see that smile! And don't forget your Gas-X pills this time. I'll be sure to put extra in your lunch bag.

5 women and a single black man are taking our The Job.

I like this, but it doesn't make me think of Joanna Newsom at all. With a few exceptions, I love Joanna because each of her songs is like a short story. This is much more focused around a few words. The instrumentation is really nice, though.

I think the A.V. Club could do with a moratorium on all things Rand. Then the comments sections would be free of the inevitable ~100 comment thread of people patting themselves on the back for not being objectivists, and the one or two laboriously framed contrarian comments that may be responsible for generating said…

Patton Oswalt on why he hates [hypothetical collaboration between Dawes, Wye Oak, and St. Vincent]

Give me your last tin of flapjacks. Then, you have my permission to die.

THAT URINE WAS BLESSED.

That's unfair, Kirk.

Sounds like Alec Baldwin could use some spiritual healing courtesy of noted Hollywood evangelical and Job-like sufferer Stephen Baldwin

Good. Now I can get all academic and highlight the bits that are references to the other View Askew movies. Or to save on ink, highlight the parts that aren't.

I think I'm turning Versailles-ese I think I'm turning Versailles-ese I really think so