This video ought to prevent any future gaffes of the sort.

Oh yeah, I think I actually saw an episode of that and I just forgot about it

Ha! Another shitty, fuckin' unfunny gimmick!!

The only things he left behind …
were his Gas-X tablets

God, even the guy in the emergency uniform is a bearded asshole who can't be bothered.

at the very least, they should give him some roller skates to get to the building more efficiently.

Bwa-bwa-bwa BWAAAAAAAAMP, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP
Bwa-bwa-bwa BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

Odd Future Wolfgang Pauli:

Dammit, Thrace, are you and RA7x just going to be one-upping my comments all day?

you might want to reconsider your life

I am honored, Sir or Madame. Honored.

Could we at least put a moratorium on YA supernatural adaptations until it's clear beyond a reasonable doubt that R-Patz and K-Stew are either totz back together or splitsville? Have some decency, you guys.

I forget, do you have a Ph.D. in physics? I remember you saying you did some graduate work but I can't recall if you switched course prior to the full degree.

How about Raise High the Roof Beams, Moisture Bandit!, directed by Ken L. Rashomon

I saw Amour with my girlfriend on Friday. Pretty engrossing, pretty harsh. It was also our one year anniversary! We did other, non-depressing stuff, too.

What kind of a catch phrase is that?

A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lampur has killed one hundred and twenty people . ¡ AY CHIHUAHUA, WHOA WHOA WHOA!

I take it you don't approve.

I hope you don't mind if I steal this for the newswire announcing a new show about a small, predominately Asian town's high school football team

'EY! WHO YOU CALLIN' A LUNKHEAD, YA FAHKIN' VAHMINT? AHHHHGO IS WINNIN' ALL SAHTS OF AWAHDS JUST NOT FROM THE RETAHDS AT THE OSCAHS