And among the lampstands was someone like a Son of Man. When I saw him, I fell at his feet as though dead. Then he placed his hand on me and said, "Do not be afraid. I am the First and Last. I am the Living One; I was dead, and now look, I am alive forever and ever! And I hold the keys of Cancer and AIDS."

Of course, this is just an intermediary for the ultra-British version , titled Buurtoun and Tauylour starring Sir Ian McKellen and Dame Maggie Smith

Please, Sir, could we rastafy him some more?

I DON'T CARE HOW "ARTFUL" HE IS, TWIST! THE GUY'S A CROOK AND HE BELONGS BEHIND BARS! IT'S TIME YOU FIGURED OUT WHAT SIDE OF THE LAW YOU'RE ON! DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THIS SOB STORY DICKENSIAN BULLSHIT!

He is survived by his wife Mercy, or "Murse"

"Disparaging of the boot-in-ass is a boot-in-assable offense"

If she keeps messing around with the reefer and/or salvia Ms. Cyrus will end up in the morgue.org

It appeared that way to some, but actually an entirely new internet was created, like in Akira

My father is probably the only living being who has ever professed liking Godfather: Part III to Part II.

Heidegger Broadcasting Corporation cancels Being and Time

Oh I agree. I like them fine, I just think their press statements are kind of silly.

Oh good. Deerhunter was getting offensively accessible there for a while.

I saw Oneohtrix Point Never at the enthusiastic request of a friend. He wasn't that great live, but I could imagine getting lost to it on my own. And anything that gets favorable comparisons to Terry Riley is probably good.

Eh. Good. I like Ellen Page. Uhhhhhhm … nope, that's it.

Spacehog thrilled to be playing inside Area Man's head.

I imagine all the noise, noise, NOISE the Grinch will be on about will be dubstep, and he'll steal from the house of little Skwiwwix who was no more than six

I think we could do with more superhero movies that don't spend so much time on origins. For instance, more movies like Blade. There's a flash of exposition at the beginning, a couple minutes of explanation of his powers at some point in the middle, but otherwise, it's just Wesley Snipes disintegrating vampires and…

I don't always do it portentously, but when I do, I listen to James Blake.

talk about dumb apps, my show's got 'em!

Well, the Chicago Police Department paid an awful lot of money to get that big butt-signal lighting device, so he'd better.