He is a great straight man. I feel like he could break out of that archetype if they just got someone who wasn't afraid to ride him. Hard.

Did anyone like Lars and the Real Girl? I just saw it last week. I like Gosling in idiosyncratic roles, especially The Believer and Half Nelson, and he was alright in this, but it had a lot of forced midwestern quirk in it, and not the knowingly affectionate kind like in a Coen brothers movie.

I'm confused. You write as though you remember it, but I've been told that this is a logical precondition to not having been there, man

if Puff Daddy is supposed to be rapping from Godzilla's point of view, [why is] Godzilla so concerned about being wiretapped?

I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?

Earth to @avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus , he knew it was a joke, he just didn't get it right away!

Uh, earth to @avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus , he was making a joke

The fact that there's a single company responsible for this is jarring to me. Muzak is banality stripped to its most fundamental constituents. You think the ability to harness this most insipid of powers is in your hands, Mood Media, but you're wrong.

@avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus  OK, but I think we also need to take artistic intent into account. From what I've heard in interviews, Trey and Matt don't perceive themselves as anything other than a couple of goofy guys with negligible insight into politics. Insofar as political issues have any part…

In completely unrelated news, production of This Ain't a Wardrobe Advisory XXX: Official Porn Parody begins today.

FUCK YEAH! LET'S BRING THE WHOLE FRAT! THIS CAN ONLY LEAD TO NON-STOP CIRQUE DU BRO-LAYS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I've long thought that a Chewy spinoff is due. There's a bit of it in the Star Wars Christmas special, but I'm talking like a courtroom drama with only other wookies, and no subtitles.

I'm getting Fett up with this spin-off reports

Well, today I'm planning a long-term trip to Japan for research. I wish physics were the only thing leading me to procrastinate.

You guys have been seeing Jenn a lot over the past year or so. Does Dawes know about this? Are you guys on a break or something?

Ha ha, sucks to be you, readers!

I agree. However, now you're just making idealistic statements that have nothing to do with the topic at hand.

Um, OK, but could we get some concrete Power Ranking statistics?

One does not simply ascend to Jupiter

One does not simply ascend to Jupiter