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Angry White New Yorker
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That horribly so-misogynist-it's-okay-bcuz-satire scene where the Lollipop rave girl asks him to fight an army of demons, he looks at her butt for a minute, and says "Okay."

I never thought Time Splitters 2 would be topped, but then Time Splitters 3 - the first zombie attacked me and said "do i have red on me?"

"Even after all these years, Doom’s mile-a-minute symphony of carnage has never been topped."

I'm really surprised that this article doesn't bring up "Snakes On A Plane".

AC/DC wants their albums heard "as intended, in their entirety"???

Someone needs to make @George_Liquor:disqus the DNC Campaign Chairman right the fuck now.

If he's inbred, she'll bed.

Wow, if feminists hate Game of Thrones, wait until they read about the actual, real history it is based on.

This is correct. We collectively liked the first JJ Trek until Into Darkness came out.

Hey, leave Insurrection out of this. Boob joke or not, it's a solid "C" Star Trek movie.

"I'd like to start a tavern selling steak and wine."

Oh the Malkavian players. Why is it that Vampire LARPers can't tell the difference between "insanity" and "being random and annoying"?

I'm so disgusted with internet idiots turning complete bullshit rumors into "facts" that at this point I'm willing to believe Bill Cosby is innocent.

It's a foundation for stealing the voices of mermaids with bareknuckle tactics.

what the fuck who thought this movie would be a good idea 5 years later?

Well, I dropped my pants once and stuck my butt out at someone when zooming past them on the highway, and some people might say that points to a decline in our civilization.

Kind of a shame that Osha went out so disappointingly. Sure it makes sense in the story, but Osha was a pretty "major" minor character earlier in the series. I don't know if it was the actress's performance or the character itself, but she seemed like she could potentially take on a larger role in the story.

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Duff or gtfo.

Basically MTV hadn't yet come up with the whole "you should listen to ONLY THESE BANDS because they are ALTERNATIVE" marketing strategy in 1991. Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, and Nirvana were lumped in with Motley Crue, Guns n' Roses, etc…