I just found that out about ten seconds after I posted the above quote.

Peter Molyneux was so arrogant, he LITERALLY loved his own farts…

I gave you Geek Love
But you said you wouldn't read it
I said you have to cuz it says it all

*green slime falls from the ceiling and covers 10cities10years*

Tangent: Where the fuck is Woodhouse?

Meanwhile, Polysexual Orgy People still have to wait for Disney to make a movie featuring 5 princes and 7 princesses about THEIR lives.

"I'm going to the store for cigarettes, and I'll be back in a few minutes, son."

True. Children are a waste, but pee gives life to millions of bacteria necessary for our ecosystem.

But what about people who have opinions on both sides of the debate? Why can't I have sex with both types?

See also: The Breakfast Club

On a side note: WTF is Marisa Tomei doing playing Aunt May? Sally Field was a stretch, but why does Aunt May keep getting "younger"?

I'm pretty sure that Mancini predates elevator music. Meaning, he inspired the genre. He's basically the Pearl Jam to elevator music's Nickleback.

Sweet, the law of "we must recycle everything" means I'll finally get to see Ookla the Mok in live-action soon.

The point is that music plays different roles in people's lives. Some music is good for analyzing, some for driving, whatever.

Yeah, I actually love the Mako bits from ME1, especially when just landing on a random planet and driving around.

Holy shit, I just checked my PS2 and that is EXACTLY where I gave up ~11 years ago.

Where the fuck is "The Water Temple" from Zelda?

I think of Jim Butcher the way I think of Taco Bell or cotton candy - it's junk, but it's *really good* junk.

Haha this is fair, because, as an American, I can vouch that a citizen of any country 100% agrees with all of their government's policies.

He may be a crayon-eating mook, but I love it when Noel Gallagher trashes Radiohead.