He may be a crayon-eating c**t, but I love it when Noel Gallagher trashes Radiohead.

Ra-Dio-Head. The Sun God has returned like a rainbow in the dark.

Nod to the under-appreciated talents of the Who's late drummer. Sounds like the kind of pretentious U.K. centric subject Radiohead would write an album about :P

No "woke up with a monster"?

Spank her? lmao wtf???

"Ultron! Where has the laser?"

Because Rent wasn't that good in the first place?

Davos and his talking dog friend meet up with the Hound and the Cat of the Canals.

What about "wigger"?

Uh, no. I LOVE Carol Kane… but not enough to watch Gotham. I don't love anyone enough to watch Gotham.

Tilda Swinton died?

"Sidehackers" or GTFO

Snakes on a Plane? Remember, the movie that the internet created and demanded.

It's B.S. New Yorkers are just as much shitty passive cowards as anywhere else.

They're mad because a trailer got leaked? Wow, wait until Fox finds out how many people are pirating the whole movies!

Dammit, reading this article makes we wish Beyonce's last fifty albums weren't "fuck you I'm awesome" pop-garbage. This new album sounds interesting, but I'm not ready for Beyonce to be anything but a device to shift National Enquirer units. The 72 writers thing kind of makes the "her voice" a little sketchy too.

I don't watch this show, but the reviews make it sound like some kind of Maury Povich/Jerry Springer thing. Those shows were popular too. Is it really surprising that people like trash?

Super Mario Bros. Level 8-2

I really don't see hardcore Wilco fans harassing random people on the internet…

I forgot to think of a witty comeback, because I spent half the day hanging out with his niece and family, and the other half banging my fiance.