Get out of the mosh pit, math nerd!

I like to think that the liver is still prowling around, killing the fuck out of people.

…But not because you're depressed - you're trying to give yourself a tattoo!

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"It's the Japanese porn star diet. I can only eat paper, but I get to eat all the paper I want!"

If she ain't dancin to "You're Fuckin Crazy" then she ain't gettin my dollar bills.

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR STUPID LABELS!!!! FUCK YEAH GNR4LYFEescalatedquickly.gif

Seriously - the Mercer Mayer artwork was so tonally off for Bellairs' genuinely creepy books that it put me off every book featuring those characters.

A European film trying to be outrageous, failing, and then covering up the failure with a bunch of pretentious bullshit.

Well whenever I hear the phrase "cultural conversation" I throw up in my mouth a little. The media is kind of bound by advertising revenue to focus on the dumbest, narrowest aspects of any debate or cultural issue.

Better Call Saul?

*makes fart noises by pressing his hands backwards across his mouth*

I too, am with the "Walking on the Sun is good" crowd.

Nah, I make my own sandwiches, because I'm a feminist.

Rinoa's dog being a crazy monster murdering maniac! That Dog was absurdly bad-ass.

70 hour movie where you have to press X every five seconds? What's not to like?

Black Mage loved Ninja!!! Everyone knows that - that's how Ninja learned those spells!!!! *rage*

If anyone has the courage, share your stories of a time where you were walking down the street and a man didn't notice you at all because he was also busy.

Clint Eastwood loads bullets into a gun, and I feel nothing.

Yeah, stroke. HOWEVER as someone who works with stroke victims, I can tell you that, like heart attacks, they can be triggered by high pressure moments.