Bubbles man! Back when I was a kid if we wanted bubbles we had to fart in the tub!

That Dog House is in s2 of Breaking Bad - I think that's where Jesse gets his gun delivered to him in a brown paper bag.

DOWN WITH THE TWO-DIALOGUE-OPTION SYSTEM. I'm sick of all these Paragades and Renegons, they're all corrupt lol #VoteBlasto2316!

Who cares, Martians are just coming to Earth to steal the good superhero jobs from the honest, hardworking, normal Earthlings like Buddy Baker and Cliff Steele.

Huh… action movies are… kinda dumb.

Soooo Ben Stiller isn't in this?

This is Reason #2 why i hate Nerds, in general. "Let's do a lot of math to determine something painfully obvious."

A God Day To Die Hard

On first watching, I thought they were actually going to show Matt "accidentally" killing that guy, then realizing what he had done, which could have been a really awesome direction to go.

hey why not? his only claim to fame is that he built his talentless career milking the death of a famous person. He's basically the Courtney Love of hip hop.

lol true - other symptoms include pretending you're a "band" when really it's just you and a few other musicians who can barely tolerate you for the paycheck.

lol true

"Rotten egg air of death wrestles your nostrils" is such a killer fucking lyric. That's pretty vivid. There's a ton of metal songs about war and bombs and such, but Mustaine was the cleverest phrase turner of them all.

Uh, hey… what's going on?

I agree, and yet, as the most hardcore GIJoe fan on the face of this Earth, I was just disappointed that they missed some of the spirit of the comics, which were and still are amazing.

Yeah but we don't have to follow every dumb trend do we?

This is true. They knocked it out of the park with Dracula.

Okay, now I need a comic where Jesse Custer tells Superman to go fuck himself.

If that's true, you need to turn the Internet off right the fuck now and avoid any media until the presidential election is over.

…and the Baron also did a lot for gay teenagers in the books. Well, TO them I guess.