Yeah, this.

What's wrong with Superman? The same thing that's wrong with Spider-Man, Bat-Man, Iron Man, and all the other superheroes:

Let's be honest - There are TONS of cute girls in bikinis all over the internet. We don't talk about them that often. If they even get a career, it is usually measured in minutes.

Awww man, I still like Hot to Trot.

Well, they just published their "90's issue", and I'm so glad because no one anywhere is writing articles about 90's nostalgia and it's been nearly twenty years since anyone even mentioned Kurt Cobain or Nirvana.

Anyone remember the He-Man cartoon, where Skeletor often called his henchmen "a pair of bumbling boobs"?

Ever see the Candyman? (It's a good flick!)

Crime and Pumpkinheads by Fyodor Dudebroevsky.

I love when Frank and Jane are flirting at his place, and Frank says: "Why don't I… slip into something more comfortable…."

But if I ever fucked anybody in showbiz
It's be Jennifer Lopez
And Puffy, you know this!

Well, there's also the entire lightsaber is a dick fight, the "nephew's cousins former roommate" line, the part where Dark Helmet stops to laugh and Lonestar just punches him in the face, the kind of classic "good is dumb" line, "Megamaid! She's gone from suck to blow", the constant Spaceballs: the Object gags, "Say…

"The combination is: 1 2 3 4 5!"

She's not significant enough to be worth talking about.

It's okay, I saw Dangerous Toys play at the Ohio State Fair two years ago, and I feel like my 80s nostalgia as far as decent and slightly dangerous metal bands is satisfied.

Reviewer didn't even comment on the "yeah, give her your LOAD Ash!" line - totally juvenile, but it was perfectly timed and therefore hilarious.

No, but your body struck a deal with its own survival instinct to limit eating the kind of garbage movie theaters put on their popcorn, even before the "butter-like" crap goes on top.

The "Mona Lisa" analogy is flawed anyway, because the "value" of the Mona Lisa as an object is entirely determined by an external force: our appreciation of it.

Great, now I'm in the mood to watch a bunch of Jawas gangbang a Hutt.

Idea? No.

Doctor Who has always had some memorable horror episodes, but, holy christ, has there ever been one so pure and raw in its desire to terrify the viewer?