This was the obligatory "Instead of reviewing the quality of the episode, I'm going to say bad things about it so I don't lose my credibility as a critic" review.

Living in NYC has a way of shattering your political correctness.

Meh, I'm a cranky old dude, and one of the advantages of being old is that you can identify the patterns.

A Cointreau of Stolis

I thought the "Silent Hills" demo looked great… but I don't trust demos.

So long, and thanks for all the fishnets.

Sweet. The Dresden Files live-action movie I've been waiting for!

Bok Choy In the Attic

Let's get that writer back - the one who turned every article into an excuse to mention Dinosaur Jr. and the Pixies.

I kind of wish Kanye would have run up on stage, grabbed the mic out of Obama's hands, and then died in a hail of Secret Service bullets.

But then she never would have discovered metalbending.

Kurt Cobain had it covered with his last song: Hole, Bush, Screamo, mope-rock, Myspace bands, and just about everything else in the last 25 years of rock, dude had to offer ALL the apologies.

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Kingdom Of Loathing or GTFO…

That was the Enchanted World, I'm pretty sure. Non-stop paintings of creepy skeletons and corpses, with that horrifying story about the woman who goes to church at night, but everyone there is dead.

"'Man, I need some wings!' you'll say, as that sweet flavor falls from the roof of your mouth!"

It's all wibbly-wobbly, Bondy-wondy.

His low approval rate in New Jersey doesn't mean much.

How is "Spaceballs. Pretty much every moment in the movie." not on this list?

As much as I love OOTS, they go to the lampshade style joke WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY too often.