The experience of the Dark Tower was pretty good - it was the unsatisfying endings that were a let down. I'm not really referring to the notorious Coda, more the wrapping up of various long-foreshadowed plotlines. Like Mordred's final "battle", how Susannah and Roland part ways, Jake versus the meta-ficiton, the…

Jeb Bartlett of The West Wing.

Yes! He pairs up with Stan Lee to become the Nice Climbers.

Yeah, having read Bored of the Rings, I didn't find this funny at all. I'm pretty sure this is hilarious to anyone who hasn't read Bored of the Rings.

This isn't the same guy as Chocolate Rain, because he doesn't move away from the mic to breathe in.

What if the Kars4Kids did the opening credits to Game of Thrones?

Stop telling me what to do with my penis, Mom.

C'mon you know the rules:

Maybe the message is "all the good looking chicks are banging Justin Beiber so we'll settle for the ugly ones."

Okay, exactly WHY is everyone talking about Full House all the time? What, out of the zillions of mediocre sitcoms ever made, makes Full House so special?

"That's my secret Captain… I'm always mashing the A button."

Well, for now, we'll just have to keep inserting our penis in the centerhole of the DVD, like they did in the old days.

If I teabag my wifi router, will that meet your "technical standards for penis on the internet", oh wise archmage?

*Frank Langella's skull pops up from a pool of lava*

Same sketch, but my favorite part is earlier, when he beats down the cop and says, "And guess what? I AM high! I'm HIIIIIIIGGGGHHHH!"

MST3K was always fairly PG, but every now and then they'd throw out a gem like:

Surprising lack of 30 Rock here -

Anyone ever read the actual comic? Steve Gerber, were he still alive, could probably write a hilarious movie out of Howard the Duck. The whole "superhero" movie genre is getting so ridiculously self-serious and formulaic, it's just begging for a sharp, satirical takedown by a writer of Gerber's caliber.

Groucho Marx was not a Stooge - he was a Marx Brother, and the Stooges were Larry Curly and Moe. They had two VERY different comedic styles.

True, but on the other hand, those kind of people ARE everywhere, particularly in New York and the major cities.