(barely audible whisper) "Brad Bird/Pixar hivemind…"

Ohh psshaw. You guys know Pep is spot on. Sure Iron Giant/Incredibles/Ratatouille were widely loved by critics and audiences alike, but it's not like Brad fucking Bird's name was exactly being tossed around left and right. "You guys seen "Brad Bird's Ratatouille" yet? His finest work by far!"  Give me a fucking break.

Really livin' up to that handle there! I mean, that was sort of clever. But.

Make Jason Sudeikis not an untalented, fundamentally unlikable assclown? Make Hipster DBag's comments even remotely bearable? It can't do those things.

Boy was THAT phrased awkwardly!

Have you seen II in recent times? You may find your opinion to have done a 180. Just sayin.

Would you, really now? I think you're just saying that to say that, ya know?

Spicoli, Is there a sum of money I could pay you to just eat Herzog's shoes anyway? I kind of want to see you humiliated for some reason. Just can't quite put my finger on it…

Oh we understand completely Gorfious - Lack of Name was just being a tremendous fucking dickbag with a comment that was easily worth 6-7 likes, but inexplicably rewarded with over 20 instead

Yummsh - if you do something about that fucking stupid username I'll see to it personally that drewogatory does in fact hurt himself, bad. Just kiddin - we'll probably just hang and channel surf shitty movies and have some drinks and some laughs, some of them at your expense

Well, the Hivemind definitely exists. You can just go on and cut the shit on that one. Although to your credit this supposed "sizeable faction on AVC condemning MI:4 as a soulless cash-grab piece of shit" certainly doesn't exist. Cuz, ya know, the Hivemind.

THANK YOU! "Pixar Hivemind". I've been racking my brain for the perfect way to describe that irritating phenomenon and well, there it is.

Really? You wouldn't consider MI I & III, Minority Report, and maybe to a lesser degree Risky Business, good entries in their respective genres? Boy, you ARE a dumdum

I'd like to add it's especially nutty when you consider it's been popular and "mainstream" to hate on Cruise for several years now, and that here at AVC, being an ironic contrarian douchebag vis-a-vis 'popular' opinion in any given scenario purely for its own sake is looked upon as the most noble pursuit conceivable.…

The indisputable timeliness of your reply? That avatar? zounds

Boy, this rubber man character is annoying as shit. And he's a local favorite huh? Well that figures

Check out this dork

Thanks for the tip; I'll have to implement comments that associate Philadelphia with New Jersey into my repertoire more often

Generally, I find posts that end with "sorry, 'xx' failure" to be tremendous failures themselves almost…without…fail! This is no exception

It looks every bit as good as III, which came in a reasonable second to the original and was streets ahead of II, which is a film actually worthy of that descriptor. So, no.