Racist.

He's Mr. Excitement. Mr. Electricity!

That's a Meatwad beanbag, dude.

I'm fucking allergic to peanuts. So thanks a shit load.

No pants.

Don't diss my flip-books, man.

It was pretty good right up to the time when they forgot to be funny. Then it was a different thing.

This looks familiar.

He just sits around and smokes and complains all day that there is too much crime to fight, and he only does it for the women?

Oh, that cold cruel day. "Wow! I just saw that Flash movie for my 14th birthday and I have to say… it… kinda sucked."

Can the villain have some kind of weakness revealed in Act 1 that is all but forgotten by the time we get to the end of Act 2, where somebody fortunately remembers it?

Adobe Flash?

The buttfucking automatically assumes pathos.

They don't get killed. They somehow vanish into a cloud without so much as a drop of blood splattered. Sort of like in old cowboy movies where a guy would get shot, he'd grab his chest, no blood, and fall over dead. Not like the back of his chest gets blown out in a spray of guts and bone and blood and he writhes…

Because nothing is more exciting than "killing" thousands of robots or robot-like aliens!

Exactly my thought. I hate how superhero movies suck all the talent into them when they could be creating something possibly better.

If there's no God, there's no dark one either, and evil is just things that are bad for you.

Why not a woman? Why either of these two sack hangers?

Maybe all of us are fucking racists because human beings despite our lofty goals are just stupid animals.

I forgot about it before I even heard of it.