I don't know shit from Shinola.

It might have something to do with everybody on earth — except for those fucking Buddhists — crowding into the Internet to do their holiday shopping.

Try as I might, I can't fathom why you would even care.

Yeah, man! Fuck all you guys!

You always have a choice between ashes and fecal material.

Duh. You gotta eat their prefrontal cortex! I know that because I ate the brain of a neurosurgeon.

Or a kitty.

Is Tim & Eric involved in this somehow?

When it hurts to laugh.

Despite the certificate of authenticity, these just look like weed ashes.

They're like unfunny sisters!

That actor guy.

Geez, Donald Trump seems to be in the news a lot lately.

"Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ."

Disagreed.

It's not following the stern guidance of old white guys that has the country in the shape it's in today!

"Come on, man. Not every card reads 'hideous murder and death'."

Mavis Beacon.

But not the Murder Police.

I thought the first American artist convicted of obscenity was Paul Revere and his silver dildo line.