Hey, Maw! Get off the danged roof!

How much money is Trump making from this Presidential campaign? Has anybody figured that out yet?

I think I can get those at Spencer's Gifts.

Golddigging seems like very hard work, and the competition must be pretty fierce.

Most people don't.

Jere drops ipad in sewre sends Elaen after it

It's slowly evolving back into The Colbert Report, so it kind of depends on what you thought of that show.

Colbert should just quit The Late Show and go back to doing The Cobert Report.

They had no choice. If you can believe it, everybody else was worse.

I'm ready for a nice "hand the padd to Yeoman Rand."

You mean those rainbow parties aren't real?

Yeah, I'm not sure exactly who they've been tricked into thinking Trump was. If nothing else, Trump has not put on a false front.

Who doesn't?

They do know how to barbecue really good, though.

I told you to pee before we left!

I don't think she's really "sorry."

I'm sure the PeTA people would be okay with it.

That sounds like something Nicholas Cage would say.

Andrew Zimmern says it still wasn't as bad as salted bamboo rat.

Play "Cabinessence!"