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Marquis of Queensbury rules, my ass.

Could we then just drop the cage into the ocean?

She looks like she'd go straight for the nuts.

I have faith that America will be cool with it.

They're nature's dental floss.

I wait to see how their version of "Yakkity Sax" sounds.

Eh. You can already get most parts of a fetus on Amazon, if you know where to look.

He's screwier than Phillips.

Training can help a little, sometimes. If you're a shitty actor and just can't get the hang of what it means to be in the moment, then all the expensive acting courses in the world aren't going to help.

Just a spry young pup!

"I have to cut off my ear to prevent World War I."

Eat shit and… live!

Science killed our spaceflight buzz when it discovered that space is really big and dark and full of nothing.

Get working on it.

He shoulda tasted the Force on her.

Okay, now yer talkin.

Spaceman Seeking Spacewoman

Scanners indicate the presence of a filthy rasta dude, a highly evolved cat, and some kind of holographic wanker.

Solaris was pretty good.

If she's not arrested or is hospitalized before then.