Your number one job when elected to Congress becomes "get reelected to Congress."

She's okay. She's pretty and talented and seems to have a good work ethic. She doesn't show up in the tabloids.

I have something that I'd like her to help me have disappear.

If you want to get technical. I suppose I "overdosed" on some edibles at one point, but I didn't die or anything.

Perhaps in an alternate timeline.

Hard to be a good person these days.

Whosoever art thou?

R. Daneel Olivaw tended to keep to himself after a while, staying away from humans when it was possible.

According to my backstory, I like them.

If the hundreds of robot-based TV shows in the works are any indication, we shouldn't even be yelling at our microwave ovens.

Moon 2: Why Didn't We Go With Robots Instead of Clones in the First Place?

I watched that series "Humans" wherever it was on. The dad in that family got all kinds of shit from his wife and kids because he fucked the family robot, even though it wasn't until later it was discovered that she still had her human memories for some stupid reason. She was a robot with a pussy. What was dad…

At least he had a plan.

"You have violated Robots Rules of Order, and will be asked to leave the future immediately."

Blasts bad guy in the face, covering his love interest with blood and brain tissue. "Did I do that?"

Idris Elba is Urkel in a gritty rebooted Family Matters movie.

He could call it "K-9."

Mah phone.

It was drivel, after all.

People have died doing stupid shit while they're high, but there's never been an overdose.