Knew that was doin' my motor good.

He died of a reefer overdose.

Get out there you uneducated working slobs and vote for the candidate of your choice! Unless it's Trump, of course!

Why is it that conservative Republicans never seem to need encouragement to vote?

We're on the Internet… right now!

We can only hope there's a "My Ding-a-Ling Revisited" on this album to bring the story to completion.

Choo-choo-CHEW me!

Interesting, but how does this involve Donald Trump being a piece of human garbage?

At least it was steady work.

I think a bunch of people sitting around talking. I don't recall a zombie.

You don't have to wear tons of flair, however, if you only wear the minimum amount, that indicates you're really not getting into it, and that will be noted in your file.

I think I have seen a total of about 30 seconds of this show.

Why can't we just get along and agree that they're both horrible?

The worst will be all the Clinton supporters who will literally be weeping with joy when Hillary gets elected. So like they had some stupid notion that it wouldn't happen, and now everything will be hunky-dory forever. Not just politics as usual for the next however many years — four or eight, who cares?

Kill a Commie for mommy.

If you say so. I'm too lazy to look it up.

I understand where you're coming from, but a lot of people believe that if you think it's stupid to choose between shitty alternatives then you're being un-American.

See my post below. Sometimes you get people out to vote, and they don't vote the way you want them to.

I remember a few years back some industrious individuals really got out there and encouraged people to vote, particularly black people, and it ended up blocking a ballot initiative to allow same-sex marriage, because it turns out black people don't play that shit.

He never misses an opportunity. That's sticktoittiveness.