Come on, man. Scope or GTFO.

I liked when he went to White Castle with his Asian buddy.

Aziz Ansari ain't tellin me nuthin.

Not much of a build on this song.

If you say so.

I have eaten animal flesh and I have enjoyed it!

Not sure who the target audience is. Horny middle-aged women? How many of those could there be?

*obligatory pedophilia comment*

That's a dirt bike, not a gang bike!

I wish there was some kind of centralized data access point within the AV Club site that allowed me to further explore ham, bacon, and all other pork-based meat products.

Only black man in San Francisco running between parties he's been invited to to bump up the ethnic mix.

It's a big, flat can, like a canned ham.

Trivia: Mariette Hartley was cute as a button. Later, she was on the Gene Rodenberry pilot Earth 2, where she played a hot chick with two belly buttons cause she was a mutant.

I hate murdering for minimum wage.

Stop livin in the past, man. The sun'll come out tomorrow. Betcha sweet asshole.

I'm just interested in the old Japanese robot TV shows. I have terrible taste in entertainment.

He and Harlan Ellison are close pals.

Smells like… victory.

Blaming the victim.

Well, "technically," yes. Not technically, no.