Women sure don't do their hair like they used to. I blame hippie chicks and Jennifer Aniston for that straight, dull, "natural" look.

Who are these people?

Maybe.

They're saying some kind of band around his neck.

Next up, footage of abused dogs and cats being rescued and given McDonald's hamburgers.

Who, indeed?

Hey, it's 20 bucks!

Sounds Greek.

Norm McDonald said:
1. Heart disease
1. Cancer (a tie)
3. Complications during surgery

I'll take two.

All of the successful people you admire do some kind of drug. This is a stressful, frightening world for primates like us, and taking drugs is one of the few ways we can deal with it long enough to get things accomplished.

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in!

It's symbolic of a Republican administration.

What channel is it on?

Looks like a squeeze play.

They have one about an old woman lying unconscious and hooked up to tubes in a hospice, and then she wakes up and wants a Big Mac meal.

McDonalds is one of those things that one day you'll just wonder where the hell they all went.

I waited until after the hype died down, read some more reasonable, non-advertising driven reviews, listened to others who saw it, and saw what it made at the box office (not necessarily the best indicator of a great movie, but not the worst either).

The nye mets are my favorite baseball squadron.

It was a poor substitute. And as for women with skills equal to those of men… hardly.