Bassebaru!

There are a surprising number of old people here. Gummy, smelly old people.

Sometimes it can be as simple as not being able to open a box of Cocoa Puffs without tearing the damned top so you can properly close it.

Women seem to still want to have babies for some unknown reason.

yes

Women in Hollywood, huh? Go ahead, you can have it.

I managed to avoid the hype and not see this overrated movie.

"Hey, let's find a good target for our obvious humor. How about that whole conservative Republican Trump thing that seems to be in the news? Nobody has done that yet!"

Basically.

Maybe he did.

You get older, you realize that you have less life left than you've already lived. You recognize your mistakes, but also feel like you have no more time to "correct" them, and even if you did you'll be dead relatively soon, so what would that effort have been for anyway? The things you might have believed in like…

I imagine a different scenario involving a complaining girlfriend.

That's why I'm so fucking cheerful.

He was walking around talking and joking with friends, and then… BOOM.

Autoerotic asphyxiation claims another victim.

Night and Fog redone as a series with animated animals? Tell me more.

Well, not counting video games.

Finally, an improvement.

It'll happen. And then you'll be sad.

Sad? It's amusing.