What if it makes an innocent person go to jail?

The police or the DA may have thought it was shitty case.

Because it is incredibly difficult to mount a defense to something that occurred over 10 years ago. If you believe you weren't there, good luck in corroborating an alibi. Here in Memphis, the DA was pressured to reopen cases that had rape kits that had gone untested. Most of the defendants have no recollection of the…

Paranoia is not something you should let go untreated.

Unfortunately, Oliver Sacks died before he could study you.

So, more like his Band of Brothers character, but meaner?

You're thinking of Pretty in Pink.

They may be worth reading about. You should read the articles they wrote about their kids.

The George W. Bush award.

It's hard not to know that you're a good writer after winning the Pulitzer Prize.

That sounds about right. Denzel probably was there too.

You'll look back fondly on this debate in 8 years when you're watching a Presidential debate between Sean Penn and Vin Diesel.

"Look what I almost stepped in."

I do. I hated him when The Art of the Deal was a bestseller. I hated him when the Apprentice came on. I hate him now. He's an asshole.

It helps to be completely off of the radar. If you're famous long enough, we will find a reason to hate you (not you, Tom Hanks).

Hard to say which version of that movie would piss everybody off more at this point

He'll stare blankly at Dennis Miller while wondering who Bebe Rebozo is

If you cut me, will I not make you bleed?

Drunken screaming is not cool, but saying "fuck you" to a stranger because they disagree is? You're definitely a reasonable person.

Why? Because I think there is a wide range of approaches to parenting that don't constitute criminal activity? I don't spank my kids, but I have lost my temper before. I wasn't proud of it, but I'm a human being who can make mistakes without being investigated by authorities. I think she is doing this to punish him…