I got screamed at and shaken as a child. My mom used to spank us with a wooden spoon. I'm pretty sure every parent has yelled at their kids at least once. This is most likely a big waste of everyone's time. Angelina appears to have gone full Farrow. Should be sexual allegations next.

and they were right

Unfortunately she is stuck on TBS. They should put her on HBO, where she can say whatever she wants.

PhD's who ask you to call them doctor are assholes.

I'm pretty sure those are all 90s X-Men

Is he your landlord?

They updated it with a comment from her lawyer that asks that you respect their privacy. It's pretty sweet.

It's got Cortez the Killer on it!

Keeping all Sufjan Stevens and purging all Stereolab. Not cool.

and the making out with her brother, and saving her kids band-aids, and being into cutting people…

Brad gets a divorce, doesn't have to take care of 6 children, but gets to take them to Disneyland and shit on the weekend. Score!

National Geographic presents: Global Warming, Interviews with Chris Elliott, Crispin Glover, and Jerry Lawler.

How is he going to get back to the plane? Why didn't he just land?

That only works for Beetlejuice.

I thought McKinnon and Hemsworth were the funniest parts of that movie for sure. Steve Higgins for the cameo win.

Hopefully, the new show will give him another 14 year head start to make it fair.

I would see the shit out of that.

He could be America's sweetheart on that delightful television program, The Big Bang Theory.

Thank you.

Blevins has to earn his spot. He's been slacking on the practice field.