Just from the headline, I was hoping he was touring to promote Fifty Shades of Gray.

It's the old California and Europe swing.

"it is a beautiful day today. Reminds me of the day I killed that hobo with his own banjo."

Coincidentally, I just watched Athens Ga Inside/Out last night and saw Finster playing the banjo with Dexter Romweber. It was one of the highlights for me.

The "eminently qualified" part is a direct refutation of what you are saying.

Our society has progressed, to some extent, from simply punishing criminals to trying to rehabilitate and help people who commit crimes. You make forgiving criminals sound like a problem. Punishing and demonizing people doesn't solve the problem of crime. Crimes like this (rape of an acquaintance, assuming the facts…

or the Pulitzer Prize-winning book by William Styron.

Thank God we've cleared that up.

That was wonderful. I think it also lowered my blood pressure.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are sperm that didn't make the cut.

Next will be the story of Jesus fetus.

I always think it is going to be this: http://www.hulu.com/watch/2…

There goes my Schindler's List theory. Thanks.

I thought Lost Girls was pretty good.

Frank Miller?

When she smiles, she looks like this -
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/…

They don't want to piss off the jingoistic assholes who think that the flag is sacred and cannot be disrespected. The NFL has always jerked off cops and the military. So, stars like Brees don't want to upset either the right wing fan base or black people (including many teammates). They say they get why it's an issue…

Apparently SAB Miller was also bought by InBev. You can either drink their beer, or that foul shit your friend made in his closet.

American drinkers are always pounding Pauwel Kwak at tailgates.

Everyone would get that R rated superhero stuff they crave.