That picture up there is of one option you would have to listen to music on the new iphone. There are scores of bluetooth headphones that one could use instead. It may not be imagination that is lacking. You spend a lot of time being angry about products made by Apple, don't you?

Third Man is pretty fun if you like whimsical old machines and incredibly attractive women (and Jack White's music, I guess).

They're just bluetooth headphones. Do people really lose their bluetooth headphones all the time? Most things I drop don't immediately fall down gutters.

That's the most annoying thing about Apple is the memory issue. I don't know why a card slot would have any real effect on performance.

I loved my Razr, but I think I would now find the screen too small.

That could be the least relevant response you could have made. I have an Apple mouse that requires replaceable batteries. Those batteries have to be replaced more often than I would like and I throw the old ones away. I have never thrown away an iphone, mainly because there is a monetary incentive to trading the old…

I'm not married to Apple, but the products of theirs I own last a lot longer than any Samsung or Toshiba shit I have had. I have definitely had to buy multiple replacement batteries for other laptops.

Most of the parts are recyclable. They certainly don't encourage anyone to throw a phone into the garbage. The battery in my phone is still fine after two years. Replaceable batteries definitely end up in landfills.

All I want to do is ding a ding dang my Lightning-to-analog adapter dongle.

Because replaceable batteries are earth-friendly? It's like saying "I may have shit on your porch, but at least I didn't have diarrhea."

There may also be some fucking.

My 7 year old daughter stayed up to watch this and now wants to be on the show. She also wants to be on America's Got Talent. She's going to be busy unless they combine the two.

It's fantastic. It's good. It's one of the best.

Not that I am aware of. I assumed they all died of scurvy.

Then vote for Trump and we'll be back to ragtime jazz and lynchings in no time.

He spoke to me from a passing white cat this morning and said that he was actually rooting for the plaintiff in this case. He said Beyonce is the personification of the Devil and that these are the last days.

I read a few of King's books. In the show, I felt like that they revealed too much, because they couldn't answer some of the most obvious questions. I know that they are holding some stuff back, which may change my opinion next season. I just was unsatisfied with the other world only having one monster (what did it…

Skrull

A lot of people had bigger families back then. You could have kids that were 20 years older than their siblings. I always assumed Ben was the oldest of a bunch a kids and Peter's dad was the the youngest, making Ben around 60.

Everyone knows the worst song ever is "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes