Go to his house and tell him. He loves that, I bet.

They did a whole series of variants with Gwen -

I'm guessing you don't live in a predominantly Palestinian neighborood.

It's not uncommon for DAs to go after inmates for having contraband (I don't know what David Shaw plead to). It's a felony charge. I represented a guy and was set for trial on a similar charge that the DA only agreed to dismiss once he started preparing for trial and realized that he couldn't prove my client…

They can also discriminate against Catholics.

Gambit is awful. Even Cyclops is better than him.

They both seemed like really likeable people. It's nice to see people doing exceptional things without trying to intimidate, sabotage, or hurt each other.

Also remember that pissing up a rope is not a good idea.

I'm guessing we'll get flashbacks with the suggestion of what happened.

If your fingertips are sticky before watching porn, you're doing it wrong (or you just went to Cinnabon).

Let them keep the slogan "Arbeit Macht Frei!" It's heritage, not hate.

The girls are pretty hot, except for the one in the black jacket.

The most common accusations of that tactic are changing polling places to make them less convenient in primarily minority neighborhoods. The more outrageous accusations (some of which have been proven true) are denying people the right to vote by "mistake" because they share the name of a convicted felon. Then, you…

Hello, Travis Bickle.

It only cost 11 million for him to go to Nelson Mandela's funeral in South Africa. For 26 million, I hope he is carried to Oklahoma on a litter made of mint copies of Action Comics #1.

The Monkees are also not putting out a record any time soon.

You're on the clock, White! Back to work! Play more fuzzy riffs!

That makes me like Jack White more. Is hating on unemployed Brooklyn hipsters a bad thing now?

All those tires were recalled because they exploded, gave migrant workers cancer, and caused birth defects.

That is so patronizing. The country is racist, not just the South.