I was being unnecessarily dismissive only because Sea Change is a masterpiece in my mind.

All they had to do for those positions was to stop caring about other black people.

This is important for those of us who look for any evidence that Texas is not part of the South.

I just pretended that this award was for Sea Change. Everyone only likes Morning Phase because it reminds them of Sea Change.

A-Force is a little too similar to A-Hole (like it means Ass Force). SHould have come up with a better name. Why not just Avengers?

I wish.

I understand, but I was hoping he would at least tell us what the psi was before and after, not just squeeze the football and go "It's the same."

That's not a science experiment.

I am pretty sure you accidentally posted an article from 1997.

If you want to be really controversial, I liked Whatever Works. It was like watching a re-staging of a Woody Allen play with Larry David in the lead. aggressively neurotic Woody Allen insead of submissively neurotic.

I've already forgotten everything in the first 5 books.

Which one of those guys is this article about?

We have a clubhouse leader for the 2015 award for "Article Most Likely Written by a Smug Record Store Clerk." Congratulations, Alex.

Do you know where I could get one?

If this had been the Flaming Lips, everybody would be offended, including the AV Club.

Dibs on registering at Paddle8 as Ol Dirty Bidda

She's glad that Garfield was assassinated.

He loves Garfield?

Akira Kurosawa and Richard Kern?

Alfred Hitchcock and Russ Meyer?