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Deadpan Andre Braugher
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That sounds funky. Must be Jake.

I don't know what the "Funky Cold Medina" is. Even context clues have failed me.

The cancer has spread.

Yes. The work is… Enjoyable.

Hilarity will ensue.

You know how you can tell that I have been sitting in the shadows. Drinking seltzer. Alone. Quite a lot.

C-… What is the meaning of this… preposterous grade. Are you A.A. Dowd wearing a LaToya Ferguson suit.

There's nothing scarier than the realities of the municipal court system… Now. C'mon. Let's get back in here. And tell him about how bad the website is.

Look. Punk. There are two ways we can do this. The easy way. Or the hard way.

Dancing over. Situation defused.

I'm defusing the situation.

You call that… Dancing.

Excuse me. You need to watch yourself.

Indifference. I can accept that with no ill feeling. Your honesty is appreciated.

Attention. All.

Mmm. Spoken like a true captain.

AH! WELCOME TO THE FROZEN SEA…!

First. A toast.

Eeugh.

No. Because of an article I read in the Sarah Lawrence Phoenix about a young man they called… "Squash's Unhinged Lunatic". According to that article… That lunatic was twenty-seven and oh. I need him on my team. I need you to… unleash the beast.