It was sufficiently hilarious. I'll use it on Kevin. Later.

I am a man of my word.

I'll leave that up to you to figure out.

Attention. Please.

Fine.

What. That dirtbag flamed out ages ago.

Yes. The "nog" from eggnog used in the place of "knock".

You flamed out…

I don't want your garbage.

Have you considered hard-set unflavored gelatin with dissolved vitamins and minerals.

I am.

Enough crooning

He is a lie guy.

Attention. Everyone.

Cheese.

Bupbupbupbup.

After our disagreement yesterday I went online to read your culinary blogs and… scoff.

Fine.

…Cheese.

I have zero interest in food.