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Deadpan Andre Braugher
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Did you just spit in my trashcan.

<interrogativeinflection>Shall I show you the word cloud I created to formulate the perfect blend of haughty and aggrieved.</interrogativeinflection>

You keep using that word.

It makes for fantastic mojitos.

I believe that honor goes to HOT DAMN.

Iocaine.

I was stabbed in the line of duty. The scar extends through the lobe. Into the neck.

I was addressing your stinky butt.

Just don't burn the comments section down.

Sergeant. Is there any way you can replace this large ball with a chair that is an… Actual chair.

Crumb me up.

Now. Let's get serious. And focus up.

My core.

Fine.
Crumb me up.

What an idiotic thing to say. <incredulousinflection>What's a "C" grade.</incredulousinflection> I'm Just… Getting in the Zone.

I don't always understand Peralta's texts. It says they're still waiting on the lab. And "it's all'z good" - "all'z" with a Zee - then a box with a question mark inside. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. And.

Now you've done it.

She is like a Cockatiel. Fascinated by her own reflection.

Santiago. You will tell us.

I am the funny one. After all.