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Deadpan Andre Braugher
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I agree.

I am happy that the show is back. I am smiling.

There is no need to feel trepidatious about an existence without me. In the immortal words of General Of The Army Douglas MacArthur, upon his return to the Phillipines, I have returned.

You have two minutes to wallow in your disappointment. It started when I logged in again. You now haveā€¦

*baleful stare over Peralta's hugging shoulder*

I have not yet gotten to watch, as I was on a case late into the day. Rest assured, this is a situation which will soon be remedied.

Are you looking at me, Erik Adams.

What a coincidence. I had the exact same experience.

I am riding high, and am never. Coming. Down.

Ms. Peretti is in a class unto herself. A pinnacle of achievement. Also, a fine dancer.

When I was written by the same man who wrote for Perd Hapley.

Bupbupbupbupbupā€¦ Please. Do not. "Wassup" me. I do not "wassup".

I am gratified by your longing, and hope to live up to your expectations for the coming season.

Please contain yourself.

My wife. Was killed by a man. In a yellow sweater.

Damn. My Kwazy Cupcakes addiction has blinded me to auto-correct. I must get my act together.

Yes, Mrs. Fumero is physically attractive. Beyond that, she is a talented actress and fine comedienne, worthy of respect, not mere statements of lust based upon her appearance. The same applies to the multi-talented Ms. Stephanie Beatriz.

No. That would be the LCU, which is not housed in this precinct.

And I, you.

During the off season, Kevin and I have been training Cheddar to sniff drugs and explosives. He is already a sergeant in the K-9 corps. He will join us on many missions. I am thrilled.