It definitely didn't have that Pixar "bite" in terms of heart, but I still enjoyed the hell out of it. It wasn't all the way predictable, and the new characters were great, especially the one voiced by Charlie Day.

The joke being, Williamsburg is full of hipsters…

The real enemy isn't across seas…no, no! The real enemy is in Williamsburg!

"Deen also stresses that, while she has used that word in the past, it was never in "any cruel or mean" way."
You're a fat bitch Paula. Hey, don't offended, I didn't mean that in a "cruel or mean" way!

Are you her publicist?

Are you the fella that's been hwhackin' off in ma trailer?!

*@avclub-6af6dc8aad7a66d2243132b1b1878b70:disqus stares at @avclub-72c26dade152f790ddc1cb0559c2ba96:disqus , 70s porn music plays*

…touche!

Your first question has made me picture Tony Danza as Christian Grey, something I will never in my life be able to forgive you for.

The whole 19-year-old dude marrying a 42-year-woman just reminds me of South Park.

It's—-I'm alright! Don't touch me, I'm alright!

It gets a lot creepier when you realize they mean "fit" like the Brits use the word…

"We've gotta let you go. But you'll get 2.7 million severance and 1 million for your likeness."

Zeppelin was WRONG man, there is no stairway to heaven!

That's it! I'll hop in my airplane with a Commodore 64 and go into the future, where I'll have time to read it!

Fucking yes! I can't wait until I have enough time to read this today!

"After Earth is getting horrible reviews and tanking…how do I bring back my image? I KNOW! I'll say I ghost wrote a classic 90s teen comedy!"

I'll be there!

OMFG YES I CAN'T EVEN

Eyyyyyyy Latinos do stuff different! White people are weird!