Yeah, I remember asking my dad about it, and he told me it wasn't that bad, where it did exist. I REFUSED to believe that.

I just remember watching the live action version as a child and being scarred for life during the scene where the guy gets sucked into the quicksand…

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Reports confirm that Durst did, in fact, do it all for the nookie.

Fuck, I laughed at that, and then I felt awful…well done!

Let's also add

And people get mad at me when I say "It's a good book, too bad he's Mormon…"

Pictured above: A face that just screams "Please hit me"

Time to stop the "Boston tough guy act" cupcake.

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus Have you heard "Better In Hoboken"? Awesome jazzy acoustic version of "Jacquline"

I have two uncles who work in Boston, and I was worried to death until I heard they were alright.

Yes, no doubt in my mind the poor innocent people who lost family members/loved ones or even saw the explosion or the aftermath are thinking "So when do I get to relive this horrible experience via a Hollywood blockbuster?"

@avclub-a0a080f42e6f13b3a2df133f073095dd:disqus "Katherine Kiss Me" is really, really great

"It's gonna be hilarious when people are all like 'Is that the one with the weird violent sexual fantasy, or the movie that says racism is bad?'"

Not mentioned: they wanted to re-title it to Bob The Butler, but then discovered that's the title of an awful direct-to-video Tom Green movie from the late 90s/early 2000s.

Yeah…I'm realizing that was too many "already"s

Big red no already? Well, my week has peaked already.

I came here to say I was hoping to click on this link and see a big red NO, and nothing else.

Let's not forget his wonderful spot on Check It Out! With Steve Brule in the "fear" episode!

GEEK MODE ACTIVATED