I maintain they should've made one, MAYBE two movies and just done the book itself. 3 movies totally overkill IMO.

I really, really, really wanted to like it…and I didn't "hate" it, but it was too long and padded for me. A total "watch checker" to me.

Hmmmmm.

My thoughts whilst watching this scene:

A great under appreciated line from that same diner scene:

Gas man…how the hell do they know that I got gas?!

PILLS ARE GOOD! PILLLSSS ARE GOOOOOOOOOOD!

Without having the time to read it…I just want to say:

The Ogden isn't great, though it is small. That's definitely a plus/minus situation, as they really pack em in.

OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN REALITY PROGRAMMING
*SIGHS, THEN CRIES*

Yes, that scene of him talking on the phone shirtless and

Time Chasers is in my top 5 MST3K episodes, sooooooo…hell yes!

Raiders of the Lost Ark, face-melting screams, charming Harrison Ford grins and all.

What if I'm into that?

She's cute. She's gonna be hot one day.

Well…they certainly look like they're from Colorado.

Whatever. I'm still super bitter about the Simpsons taking over the Back to the Future ride. That was some bullllllshit!

SUPER DUPER! NEATO GANG!

I think Always Sunny is ripe for the pickings, particularly any episode with the lawyer!

"Can you read that back to me?"