Well, props for at least separating the person from the music Most people just hate him period, which I think is a bit silly, really.

Many people will then comment about how they could hold more brooms and mops, and be more well lit than that lousy excuse for a utility closet!

Joshua: Grandpa! Are you really in Hell?
Grandpa: No! But I know a trick that a friend of mine who went there taught me!

I'd like to think I'm a very seasoned TV viewer and have seen some stuff that packed a punch…but nothing that, two days later, is still haunting me.

This made my goddamn day, O'Neal. That's all I have to say.

Call me crazy, but I'm getting a kind of sick sense of pleasure seeing how poorly After Earth did. I actually kind of like Will Smith, but hate, hate, hate with the power of ten thousand suns Jaden, and M. Night is a pure joke now.

Sometimes, when a little movie does well at the box office and I had seen it that weekend, I feel good about helping it out.

"Daaaaaaad I wanna be in Expendables 9!"

Oh my god…that's actually the perfect description for it.

Owen Wilson's face in that picture will now haunt me for the rest of my days.

While I certainly don't think another Pirates movie is even kind of needed, I did see one of the ships they're shooting on when I was in Puerto Rico a few months ago. They basically dressed up an old ship, and it looked pretty damn awesome.

I'm trying to find a comment well thought out enough to express my simultaneous burning rage and utter sadness, but to no avail, so I leave you with this:

Maybe grow some balls and be more like Nolan next time, champ!

Ha, I love it!

That'll be tragic when someone wants to race a convertible in space…can we hope it's Vin Diesel who tries it?

If I see the trailer for "After Earth" one more time, I will run up and cut a big old hole in the screen…

I did the same with my dad, older brother, and GF. My dad is also a huge Trekkie, we always get into fun arguments about Kirk VS Picard (he's for the former). He actually leaned over to me at the beginning when Spock is in the volcano and said

McConaghey (sp?) will now have his famous line turn into an existential crisis in this one.

She's a classic beauty, to be sure. Those eyes? Yes please!

Okay, I'm actually really excited it's robots and not aliens. Maybe they're alien robots though? Whatever, creepy looking robots with glowing eyes and mouths!