Who threw that?! Come on, we haven't started yet. Who threw that stone?

Oh god…you're a trooper for even making it past the prologue hahaha

It sounds stupid, but no matter how many times I see it, the reveal shot of the girl with the missing mouth creeps the hell outta me.

Penis murder is the worst kind of murder there is.

"Should we have a Kickstarter to help rebuild our city with all this urban decay going on?"

A ha…my fault. I didn't scroll through.

And wow, this literally zero mention of Justified. You suck, AV Club.

"Hey there! Just wanted to remind Justified is done for the season and won't be back for another year. Sorry losers!"

GAH mom why do you always have to embarrass me in front of my friends?!

HE'S NOT HAVING ANY FUCKING MERLOT!

I wonder if Lorne Micahels ever has any free time at all, ever?

Agreed. At the end of that scene my girlfriend said "That was awesome!", to which I replied "Yeah…she's getting a little cocky though. I don't think it will bode well for her."

Was I the only one who immediately went to Anchorman when he sees in her in a pit with a bear and jumps in after her?

Wow, that hotel is creepy as…looks like Biff's tower from BTTF Part 2!

Yep, I have a fascination with amusement parks in particular. There's a place here in Denver that has been open forever and they don't tear down old stuff that isn't running anymore-so included is a closed ferris wheel that's all rusted and overgrown by plants. Super creepy and cool!

Nice one, didn't know there was an entire site dedicated!

Right, it wasn't all that long ago but it FEELS like so much longer!

I don't know, and I was hoping the article would explain :(

Shit man….sorry to hear you have to suffer with that!

Also, reading the Gaker article, they said a vet saw them and it triggered his PTSD.